Script For Our Title Opening

“Dead Funny Part i & ii” By Joe Gamble, Jemma Johnson And Kayleigh Rudland       FAde In: EXT. night scene 1 TRUNCO THE CLOWN approaches the house, walking down road, whilst the young woman is washing up. Until she receives a phone call from Trunco the Clown.   EXT. street - night scene 1 Trunco the Clown’s feet are walking at a fast pace through puddles on the pavement with a distinct walk. (5 steps) EXT. House - night scene 1 THE YOUNG WOMAN is washing up in the sink casually with no urgency or fright. EXT. street - night scene 1 Trunco the Clown’s feet are walking at a fast pace through puddles on the pavement with a distinct walk. (4 steps) EXT. House - night scene 1 The camera has zoomed out to the woman washing up and putting away dishes, casually and with no knowing of the clown. EXT. street - night scene 1 Trunco the Clown’s feet are walking at a fast pace through puddles on the pavement with a distinct walk. (3 steps) EXT. House - night scene 1 The young woman is still washing dishes casually, looking at herself in the window and possibly whistling or singing/humming. EXT. street - night scene 1 Trunco the Clown’s feet are walking at a fast pace through puddles on the pavement with a distinct walk. (2 steps) EXT. House - night scene 1 The young woman is putting dishes in the drawer. EXT. street - night scene 1 Trunco The Clown’s feet are walking at a fast pace through puddles on the pavement with a distinct walk. (1 steps) EXT. House - night scene 1 The woman’s mobile phone starts ringing.   scene 2    INT. THe womans house. night.           THE CLOWN rings THE WOMAN and THE WOMAN puts the phone down. The radio then turns on and is playing an old song which is saying ‘send in the clowns’. THE WOMAN is getting more and more on edge, then the doorbell rings. Voice- THE clown (Over the phone)           Do you want a balloon?   THE WOMAN Umm..no?   Voice- THE clown *chuckles* I know you want a balloon.   the woman No, I do not want a balloon. Leave me alone.           (puts down the phone)   EXT. House - night scene 4 The radio begins to falter and turns to the song ‘Send in the Clowns’. The woman tries to fix the radio, bending down struggling. The clown appears at the window suddenly, yet the woman doesn’t see.   SCENE 5   INT. THE WOMANS HOUSE. NIGHT. THE CLOWN rings the doorbell and THE WOMAN opens it, but when she looks no one is there. She then goes out of the door to look around to see if she can see anyone. THE WOMAN (opens door, looks around to see who knocked) THE WOMEN (goes outside to see if she can see anyone) EXT. OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. NIGHT. After doing this she sees a red balloon that THE CLOWN has left outside (but she doesn’t know who it was left by). THE WOMAN goes over to get the balloon, after she has got it the balloon then pops, and it is filled with blood, after the balloon has popped THE CLOWN then pops up suddenly behind THE WOMAN, without her realizing. THE WOMAN (picks up balloon, looks mysteriously at it)(the balloon pops) The Woman (screams) VOICE- CLOWN (laughs)   FAde Out: The End